23. I snore with vigour.
22. I am always poised and ready for action.
21. I am a hit with the bitches.
20. I am a yoga master.
19. I do great Crazy Eye.
18. I am majestic.
17. I am well travelled.
16. I have always maintained high levels of personal hygiene.
15. I am good at gardening.
14. I am a river dancer.
13. I throw a great shadow.
12. I am not afraid of bears.
11. I look FABULOUS in orange.
10. I am intelligent.